Posted on 13-04-2008

Christian One Liners

Filed Under (Uncategorized) by voiceofbragg

Don’t let your worries get the
best of you; remember, Moses started
out as a basket case.
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Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited
until you try to sit in their pews.

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Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisors.
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It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.
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The good Lord didn’t create anything
without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
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When you get to your wit’s end, you’ll find God lives there.
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People are funny; they want the
front of the bus, the middle of the road,

and the back of the church.
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Opportunity may knock once, but temptation
bangs on your front door forever.
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Quit griping about your church;

if it was perfect, you couldn’t belong.
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If the church wants a better pastor,

it only needs to pray for the one it has.
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God Himself does not propose
to judge a man until he is dead. So why should you?
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Some minds are like concrete,
thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
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Peace starts with a smile.
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I don’t know why some people
change churches; what difference does
it make which one you stay home from?!
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A lot of church members who
are singing “Standing on the Promises”

are just sitting on the premises.
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We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.
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Be ye fishers of men. You catch them - He’ll clean them.

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